·How many babies does it take to paint a room?
Depends on how hard you throw them.

·What's worse than ten dead babies in one garbage can?
One dead baby in ten garbage cans.

·What's worse than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.

·What's worse than dead babies in a garbage can?
A baby at the bottom eating them.

·What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

·What's red, bubbling and tapping on glass?
A baby in a microwave.

·Why do people boil water when a woman is in labour?
So that if the baby dies, they can make soup.

·What's the difference between a pink cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a pink cadillac in my garage.

·Why do they keep dead babies in the rec room?
So they can use the legs as paddles.

·What's red and white and keeps getting smaller?
A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler.

·What's the difference between a tennis ball and a baby?
A baby doesn't bounce when you throw it against a wall. (Thanks, Adam.)

 

·What's red, pink and silver?